Our favorite mechanics, Billy Bob and Bud are out in the Audi today and have a few jokes for you.

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Billy Bob and Bud took a weekend trip in the Audi to see the Monster Truck Rally at Angel Stadium. As they drove down Hwy 5 to Anaheim, they cranked up the country music and sang along.
Finally, after hours and hours of driving the see the sign “Angel Stadium left.”
“Oh, no!” they exclaimed. Disappointed, they turned around and drove back to Fremont.

A pair of jumper cables walked into a bar.
The bartender, ever suspicious of this character’s drinking behavior, told him,
“I’ll serve you, but don’t you start anything.”

Bud ran into Billy Bob at the local tavern and after the usual chit chat over a couple of bottles of PBR, the conversation turned to bragging about their kids.

Billy Bob said, “My kid Ernest is doing so great in school! He’s going to grow up to be an astronaut.”

“So what, in the future all kids will probably be astronauts,” said Bud. “But my kid will be the first to go to the sun!”

“HA!” Billy Bob laughed, “He’ll burn to a crisp even before he lands on the sun.”

“You’re an idiot, Billy Bob,” snorted Bud. “They’ll land him at night.”

 

Bud was out taking the Audi for a drive. He didn’t notice this part of Highway 1 went down to 35 miles per hour and was pulled over by a policeman.

The officer asked Bud, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”“Yes, I was speeding,” the defeated Bud said.

“You were going 20mph over the speed limit! What’s the hurry?” the policeman asked.

“I thought you were the cop my wife ran off with. I was sure you were chasing my Audi to try to give her back!”

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