Let Funny Driving Tips be your guide for when the Zombie Apocalypse comes to Sunnyvale, CA. Of course, you need to be prepared at home, but chances are good the Zombies will arrive while you’re going home from work. So, here are some safe driving tips that might save your life.
Funny Driving Tips
Topping the list of funny driving tips: you’re going to need to drive both offensively and defensively. This means you will not only have to drive away from the Zombie Apocalypse, but you’re going to have to just plain plow into a few. Hopefully, if you are put in this position, you’ll be driving a Hummer. I don’t think you’re going to make it in a Prius, but one never knows.
Zombies love brains, everyone knows that. Have this work for you by filling your car with all your friends that are voting wrong in the 2016 election. They haven’t many brains cells between them, so they should water down your brilliant brain vibes and attract very few zombies.
Remember to always steer into the slide. If your car’s rear end is sliding to the right in that blood puddle on the road then pull your steering wheel to the right. This will take your car out of a certain spin on that road full of spilled brains and blood, allowing you a quick getaway.
No funny driving tips would be complete without a warning to be prepared. Always keep your automobile in great shape. Do all of the recommended services suggested by your mechanic at A1 Performance Auto Repair. Of course, your mechanic doesn’t want to lose a good customer to zombies. Plus, he likes your car and understands it. The zombies would just ruin it. So, follow these helpful tips and you should have the better than average chance of escaping when the Zombie Apocalypse hits Sunnyvale, CA.
