Here are some jokes about mechanics Billy Bob and Bud to brighten your day!
Our favorite mechanic, Billy Bob, was putting down the road out in the middle of nowhere when Bud came tooling up the in the other direction. As Bud passed by Billy Bob, Billy Bob yelled, “PIG!” at Bud. Bud was confused. He’d never even met Billy Bob before. Then Bud slammed into the pig.
Billy Bob was running errands in Sunnyvale one day and saw Bud hitchhiking on the side of the road. So, Billy Bob stopped and picked him up.
“Where ya headed?” asked Billy Bob.
“Up to the courthouse to pay a ticket,” replied Bud. “What ya got in the bag there?”
“It is a new laptop that I got for my teenage son,” said Billy Bob.
“Good trade,” said Bud.
Bud had way too much to drink at the party. His friends insisted on driving him home, but Bud wouldn’t have it. He got in his car and started his way home.
About half way there the cops pulled him over for going all over the road. The cop asked for his driver’s license and registration and he gave them to him. They asked him to step outside of the car.
Bud stunk of alcohol and was having trouble standing. The cop asked if he’d been drinking and Bud replied, “Certainly!”
Just as the cop reached into his car, a call came in about a robbery two blocks away. They told Bud to stay where he is. Then said they’d be back and they took off running to the robbery.
Bud drove home and slipped into bed. There was a knock at the door. The police found him from the address on his driver’s license.
“I’ve been home all night, officer, that wasn’t me!”
They asked to see his car, so Bud took the police into his garage. There was their police cruiser with the lights still flashing.
We hope you’ve enjoyed these jokes about Billy Bob and Bud, mechanics who always seem to have an interesting time of it.
